Classroom stories

*Disclaimer: A few of the stories have been twisted a bit.*

Scene-1:

Prof: "This is some old stuff. I will skip this."

Students protest: "Sir NEW! NEW! NEW!"

Prof with a smile: "Exactly. That is what I am saying. You knew all these".

Scene-2:

Tam people have a very interesting accent. For example: "Waata Saar?" instead of "What Sir?"
or "Oooh thataa?" instead of "Oh! that?".

It so happened, a Teaching Assistant (T.A.) said this in I.C. Engines lab while explaining about the emissions from engine:

"Smoke and sootaa are both the same and are harmful".

I was absolutely amused and enlightened.

Scene-3:

In a certain exam everyone got numbers less than the number of fingers on both hands. The Prof asks: "Anyone having issues with addition of marks meet me"

A certain student in class:"What sir you can make addition mistakes when dealing with numbers less than 10?"!!